USA declares war on Canada after smoke crosses border

NEW YORK - As smoke covers Northeast America, Joe Biden has had enough. "This is a full-on act of aggression by the Canadians. There is no other explanation," says the President. An Executive Order, taking place immediately, will put the Americans and Canadians at war for the first time since 1812 where the Canadians utterly embarrassed the USA. To prevent that from reoccurring, the Pentagon plans to do absolutely nothing and let the wildfires take care of Canada instead, sources tell The Garbage Basket.