UFOs spotted at LAX

LOS ANGELES - Government intelligence has confirmed the spotting of 5 UFOs at Los Angeles International Airport. One of them has 'Alaska' written on it. Another has 'Air Canada' written on it, while the other three have 'American' written on them. "Nobody knows what these cryptic messages mean," says USA president Joe Biden.

One theory suggests these messages are the Aliens' way of taunting North America. "They just keep flying from LAX to other airports, and back. It's bizarre," says Alien specialist Grant Mardo. Even more puzzling, perhaps, is that "The Aliens coming out of the UFOs look exactly like humans," Mardo continues.

The government assures the public that they have the situation under control and will begin launching the Aliens back to space Thursday morning.