Man under fire for bonding with son

OTTAWA - An Ottawa man is under fire after spending time with his son. "As dads, it's our duty to never talk or be within 5 feet of our sons," says local father Gerard Fowler. "My son looked at me one time and I made him watch 24 straight hours of Andrew Tate and Ben Shapiro," continues Fowler.

Anonymous witnesses allege that the unidentified dad and his son exchanged laughter and, at one point, looked in each others direction. "Truly disgusting," says one witness.

The dad is also under fire for taking his son to see the new Barbie movie. The movie contains disturbing messages, such as the idea that women can be independent. "The last thing we want any kid thinking is that women are real people," Fowler says.

At press time the man was seen wandering around parliament hill.