Man surprised there is a new iPhone for 15th straight year

CALIFORNIA - Fifteen years ago, local man Ronald Seymour was surprised when there was a iPhone new called the iPhone 3G. Fast forward to today, and Seymour is still surprised there is an iPhone 15. "What could possibly be the benefit of releasing more products for a company?" He asked. When told that it could provide more revenue for Apple, Ronald responded with, "Why would a company want to make more money?"

Despite this, Seymour plans to pre order the iPhone 15, because it comes with one new stunning feature: A new price that is $100 USD more than the iPhone 14. "We are pushing the limit of technology," Apple CEO Tim Cook tells the Garbage Basket. "Nobody thought we could charge more then the iPhone 14, but here we are. Next up is the $2000 mark that we hope to cross within the next five years," he continued.