Drunk sports fan on couch knows more than the 50 professional coaches/scouts on the team
- tomis152b
- Feb 6, 2024
- 1 min read
DALLAS - There are 50 coaches, scouts, and analysts working for the Dallas Mavericks. None of them came to the brilliance that local drunk man, James Donald, came up with while 6 beers deep on his couch.
"I was like why not just score more points then the other team, " Donald said.
This insight stunned the coaching staff, including head coach Jason Kidd.
"Before we heard that, we were always trying to score less points then the other team, " Kidd said.
The entire coaching staff has been fired, with James set to replace them starting Monday.
General manager Andrew Crowe was ecstatic about the hiring. "I really love James's ability to dissect the game... And ability to work for free," Crowe said.
Experts predict that nothing will change for the Mavericks. "Luka was pretty much the coach anyways," one insider tells the Garage Basket.