Donald Trump arrested for lying about his weight
- tomis152b
- Aug 25, 2023
- 1 min read
GEORGIA - Following his claim that he was 6'3" and 215 pounds, former President Donald Trump was arrested and booked at Fulton County Jail Thursday afternoon. The 45th president assured the public that the numbers are accurate. "It's only been 55 years since I last weighed my self. I don't think much can change in that amount of time," he said.
Outrage has since ensued, with Trump supporters planning to rush the capitol this weekend. "There is no way a politician would ever lie," one supporter said.
After surviving in one of America's most violent jails for almost 20 minutes, Donald Trump plans to write a book on his experience. "I haven't been somewhere with that many criminals around since the White House," he remarked.