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18 year old's entire life trajectory decided by reddit post
Reddit is more than just a place to complain about everything. It has proven to be an excellent life coach. "At first, I was going to...


Victor Wembanyama projected to be really fucking tall, sources say
With the first pick in the 2023 NBA draft, the San Antonio Spurs selected Victor Wembanyama from France. I had never heard of this dude...


Damian Lillard states he want's to stay in Portland for 900th day in a row
PORTLAND - As the NBA offseason kicks off, with free agency set to begin on June 30th, the biggest question remains: What will Dame do?...


Grizzlies hire Tom Thibodeau to punish Ja Morant
MEMPHIS - A harsh punishment was laid down by NBA commissioner Adam Silver on Wednesday morning, as Ja Morant will be forced to play...


Teen embarrassed by parents unaware parents embarrassed by them
SAN FRANCISCO - Local teenager Sarah McAnderson is very embarrassed by her mother. "The way she loves me is kind of cringe," Sarah said....


USA declares war on Canada after smoke crosses border
NEW YORK - As smoke covers Northeast America, Joe Biden has had enough. "This is a full-on act of aggression by the Canadians. There is...


Adults relive glory days at newborn nursery
Mayo Clinic, Rochester - Around 385,000 babies are born every single day. For most people, they probably don't remember much from their...


Reporter asks the stupidest fucking question ever
Phoenix, Arizona - Disappointment filled the city of Phoenix as the Suns got eliminated from the playoffs. But the actual disappointment...


ABC to replace NBA finals broadcast with picture of LeBron James
NEW YORK - After two teams that ABC has never heard of made the NBA finals, they have decided to scrap the finals and replace it with a...


College basketball player enters 60th year of eligibility
Omaha, Nebraska - It was a big Sunday for the Omaha Mavericks, as point guard Brian Lawson announced he is returning for his 56th senior...
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